"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"


making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again



"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin


6 months in jail for being a responsible father.


"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.


My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members