bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members